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If anyone ever told him that his wife would drive around naked in his classic car and pick up strangers, he would never believe them. He thought she would never let a strange man sit in his pride and joy Oldsmobile.
Mary wanted to surprise her hubby for their first anniversary and cook him a gourmet meal. But she didn’t really know how to cook, so she looked at ads in Craigs List and found a chef willing to teach her. Mary didn’t realize that the people on
She told you her workmate Pat was going through a hard time and she was going over to console her friend. You naturally assumed that Pat was her girlfriend and told her to stay as long as she needed. Patrick is feeling much better now.
laurensilkhotwife: “I know it’s a company party but it’s still a party, right? Everyone’s had a couple of drinks by now - who cares if I have a little fun? If your bosses were that upset would they still be asking me to dance?”
sexualcontrol: While having coffee with one of her friends, Miranda shared a fun story. Her husband traveled a great deal and had no clue that Miranda liked a variety of men, and often. So, while in between meetings when out of town, her husband forgot
You feel a tang of jealousy that another man wants to show your wife off to his friends. WTF! She’s your wife after all. What a nerve on this guy. You tell her that you don’t want to hear anymore about this guy… or his friends. Good
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my-esl-student: A person who was in a wheelchair told that high-heeled shoes are good for improving muscles. To be seen by people that it helps your muscle improve as well. He and the tanned skin man thought about how to get people’s attention.
wifeswickedlust: While you were away a couple of mean looking guys came to our house. They said you owed their boss a lot of money and if you didn’t pay up, they were going to beat you up. I didn’t want that to happen so I invited them in to
jtotheizzoe: The creepiest thing I will see all day … We all know that children lose their baby teeth over the course of several years, and they are replaced by adult chompers. With that in mind, here it is: The skull of a child with adult teeth coming
“As far as Firefly is concerned, that will always be unfinished business. Serenity was a Band-Aid on a suckling flesh wound. I think every day about the scenes that I’ll never get to shoot and how badass they were. It’s nice to know that people
kyidyl: BSG I finished re-watching BSG last night, and I feel the same way I always do when I re-watch it. A little emotionally strung out, and still really sad that it’s over. I still maintain that it’s one of the best shows to ever have aired,
travelingcolors: Korean designers Je Sung Park and Woo Jung Kwon have developed an invisible umbrella that will keep you dry by repelling rain. Consisting of a simple plastic stick that creates an artificial wind at the top, the ‘umbrella’ deflects
satierdaypop: dragonboagies: wtfhistory: theshewomanboyhatersclub: jesuisuneetoile: THIS IS MARRIAGE!! Thats right! Permission to be a bad ass. Nod. He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.” Like, guys.
Yeah cause that worked…Did you know that when the parents that made this happen found out it backfired, they wanted to take it down? Sales with the “Parental Advisory” sticker exploded due to the “rebel” feel of the sticker
A poster for the Montreal - Fun-A-Day - Show'N'Tell! Not that anyone is keeping track, but my Fun-A-Day project for 2013 failed to meet its goals (drawing double portraits of a queer person for every day in January) and in an attempt to compensate for
I want to do something crazy fun. Wild and spontaneous. Not stupid, no regrets. Just nice, sober, memories that last a lifetime fun!
That pussy needed a pounding
That was a fun episode. Love all the little details with the character interactions. This is the Spike I remember, best Spike episode in my book. Also, I guess gems are a viable currency in Equestria? If that’s the case, Fluttershy really
That pun was so bad that Jasper won’t be able to sleep.(Submitted by dan-electric-boogaloo)
That feeling when your Absurd Questions are met with Absurd Puns and you know your friendship is Absurdly Real
Fun.
That was unexpected
fun-mbti-analysis: MBTI Types In A Wedding requested by silverandgenius INFJ: It’s so interesting to me, how we decide to make this bond for life. This couple reminds me of my OTP. I wonder if I’ll be like my OTP someday. ENFJ: “Everyone, gather
I was freaking out at myself because I haven’t accomplished any work at all for the past two days. Then I remembered that many normal people do this thing called a “weekend” where they intentionally don’t do their job for two days
That’s HOT! -Selena Kitt
Fun fact time. So there’s a phobia called panophobia (fear of everything). However, I can guarantee you that this particular phobia name will make finnish people like me snicker like no tomorrow. Look at the four first letters in the word, please.
unofficialkarkat: That fun BPD game of “let’s split on someone you really care about or else split on yourself for trying not to split on them”.
that looks like a fun (and sore) weekend..:o
thats-entirely-too-much-tuna:i love david jenkins so much, he really said “the gays won’t care about the logic of time and space so long as we give them pirates who kiss” and he was absolutely right. at this point ed could have his full beard back
feiistymermaid: fck1x1: I want to rp w someone that will be so invested in our ship/rp that we eventually become rp best friends and talk every day and not only talk abt our thread but abt our actual lives and all that fun stuff u know ?? is that just
did-you-kno: “We now know the rate of occurrence of habitable planets around the most common stars in our galaxy,” said co-author David Charbonneau (CfA). “That rate implies that it will be significantly easier to search for life beyond the solar
mystrea: nightdances: I’d add bumblebees to that list, throwing a heavy stone in a big river, and the noise that you make when you blow out a candle. + Rain.
themalfoymistress: ilikepotatoess: m0iety: Hyperstealth is a Canadian company that has recently developed a material that bends light waves around a target that allows for complete invisibility labeled “Quantum Stealth”. The material removes
jake501: littlebitsoflust: xditcl3x: SNL - What Does My Girl Say iLaughed. Kerry Washington…lawd. Good job Namdi, good job bruh. I’ve been singing, “who that, who that, who that bitch” all day long.
thiscolorfultwilight: blogofimpossiblethings: ssteampunkachu: shockabsorbant: nossidami: This is a real dinosaur foot. It still amazes me that these things were REAL and that we’re finding things like this. Skeletons are one thing but this foot
hellsyeahstarwars: daintyladyboner: gingersnp: The fact that in the world there exists tiny cotton ball bats in tiny bat communities that cling to the bottom of folded leaves makes all the shitty stuff that exists totally ok. MARSHMALLOW PIGBATS I
fishcustardandthecumberbeast: lazarusgirl: secretninjachild: #can we just appreciate the fact that the Queen agreed to be a BOND GIRL just for one night? What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look
doesthismeanimpublished: ultrafacts: For some time it has been established that there is a very high rate of birth defects and cancer in the area under construction. The levels of radiation there have registered so high on investigators’ gauges that
that-skinny-little-doll: This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg.
memoryanddesire-stirring: Belly up!! :) Awesome, fun picture with three delicious looking backsides :) Love the umbrellas - adds that “I want to see more” vibe!
innocenttmaan: There are some people out there that still believe that animals are just dumb beasts, but the unlikely animal friendships I’ve gathered here will prove that they are capable of feeling love and compassion just like we are.
stigmartyr762:helioscentrifuge:combeferret: kitties are kitties no matter what size sploosh That lion has one of the most majestic looking manes, that I’ve ever seen before.
sixpenceee:3D Organ Printing Basic idea behind 3D organ production:(1) Print an organ scaffold using a 3D organ printer.(2) Distribute stem cells (cells that can form into a number of different types of cells in the body) that have been induced to become
moonshoes-potter:That’s really cool that both of your parents are dogs
omgthatdress: the-glitter-clit: Swimsuitsforall is now advertising there bikinis without airbrushing at all! Fabolous! did I mention that swimsuitsforall has a GIANT selection of plus-size swimsuits that are just FABULOUS? Big love for this
humanoidhistory: See that little black dot on the left? That’s planet Mercury in transit across the face of our humongous Sun. Observed by Howard Brown-Greaves. Via NASA/APOD.
ineffableboyfriends: some doodles while my computer was broken good news is that my computer’s working again~~~ But it was fun going back to paper and pencil stuff lol
fun fact american servers fucking suck any time that’s not 2am-4am
pithy-partyy: black-charm: missinglinc: kingofhispaniola: thequeenliz: jjsinterlude: theryanproject: intriguedromance: wtf-fun-factss: Bajau people, the people that live in the middle of the sea - WTF fun facts Tell me more… ^ I wanna go
Fun fact: Nothing in the Silent Hill games scares me more than Robbie the Rabbit. That abomination shouldn’t exist. Kill it with fire.
coolbeansdude16: emptyheadgamer: maihyuga: underscorex: THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEANCARRY THE WATERREMOVE THE WATER thats not the bottom of the ocean that diver is upside down under ice and carrying air in that bucket omg. *turns
dijkstra0: shrimpdick83: happyfrosh: SoundsFun 30th birthday celebration I am celebrating my 30th this year… It would be hot to celebrate it like that :) This is awesome. Especially the gag that he’s having to wear.
fun fact: the other week I went to an amusement park with my friends (including going with my work friends for the first time ever) and we went on a ride ive never been on. it was good and cute and fun then THERE WAS A SUDDEN STRAIGHT DROP and I have
Fun fact about harumi time! I really, really enjoy blood in art, and coloring it too! It’s really a lot of fun and I just love coloring blood drips and stuff. When I was 14 I was obsessed with DBZ so I loved drawing fighting scenes and blood
Fun stuff, stuff thats fun :)
surprisebitch: elsajeni: noccor: sleepyminyard: haramzada: awkwardlyinsane: Oh All sports are gay and I’ve been preaching this forever fun fact: the media keeps trying to imply that diego costa (white jersey) bit gareth barry (blue jersey)
My first time coloring one of your art work! It was fun and I kinda love the way I did it ❤(that-one-kookie-boi)
hmm, so if I draw strawbana then there is elderburnif I draw solarflare then there is pyrrubyif I draw seamonkeys then there is elderburn and pyrruby If I draw monochrome then I GUESS there is checkmateand that’s the lowdown on my ship AUs
